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Manoeuvring Queer in Nigeria is Like Learning to Parallel Park

By Dykeroad

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I have now been in Nigeria for over a little over a month and while the overall experience of catching up with family has been wonderful, a number of things have also happened that have ticked the queer in me off. I am learning with time how to react to some of them and exploring the different ways to react to each scenario. I thought I should share some things that happen in Nigeria that can really rub the queer in you the wrong way.

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Overzealous and frankly hypocritical hyper-religiosity

Yes, that was a mouth-full. But did you know that there are churches around every corner? Nigeria is probably one of the most “church-dense” countries in the world. My next door neighbor is a pastor. The neighbor who lived there before him is one too. In the compound next to me, there are two churches, and both host services nearly every day, from the same building!

I recently met a guy who invited me to church. I asked him if his head pastor owned a private jet. He said yes. Did you know that according to this newspaper, Nigeria owns 200 private jets?  The number of private jets acquired have jumped from 50 to 200 in the last three years. Forbes Magazine estimated the joint wealth of the five wealthiest pastors in the country to be at least $200m (£121m). Meanwhile, around 60 per cent of the country’s population live under US$ 1.75  each day. You can see a list of some of the pastors who own private jets here. Some of these jets were apparently gifted to pastors by church members or well-wishers. These overzealous church-goers think the answer to everything is in church. Suffer now and reap your reward in heaven is what these pastors preach. “Sow a seed and let church turn your life around”, pastors beckon their members. These clever pastors have managed to convince members that morality devoid of their religious dicta is void.  Well, their obscured sense of morality gets on my queer nerves!

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An unhealthy obsession with gender roles: the case of dressing 

On my second day back, I visited my friend’s parents at their office to say hi and when my friend’s mum hugged me, she whispered in my ear that her daughter had warned her that I was dressed like a boy. I felt like consciousness had just rained on me. There I was thinking I was pulling this androgyny thing off in a pink Oxford shirt, cropped denim pants and cute moccasins. I wasn’t wrong about getting my androgynous look, but not dressing to show off your ‘femininity’ equals dressing like a boy. There is no such middle ground as androgyny. Too bad if you are skinny and have small boobs. You should work harder at ‘being a woman’!

Walking down the road without being stared at is a luxury. I can’t ask people to shut their eyes if I happen to be in their line of vision and sadly for me no one ever taught them that staring is impolite. On two consecutive days I was asked if I a girl or a boy. This question was yelled across the road several times and I wasn’t sure how to respond. I wondered whether to answer that I was a woman, ask how it concerned them, or simply yell, “Your mother-fucking mother!”, topped with a “fuck you” sign.

Another day, I was at the bank with my sister when the officer attending to us asked why I didn’t have a chic handbag like my sister did. I tried to explain to him that my backpack was more practical for my day. It held my laptop and a bunch of other things that would be easier to lug around in a backpack.

Oh, my sister also refuses to go out with me when I sag my trousers. And, no, I do not sag like I’m a rapper. In her words, seeing my knickers even in the slightest bit “affects our sensibilities”. Well, it affects my own sensibilities to not be able to go out dressed comfortably.

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An even unhealthier obsession with marriage

Over here, marriage is the shit. I forget now who said this but the average Nigerian’s attitude to marriage is that , “no matter your achievements as a woman you have not arrived until you get married”. Weddings are the typical social events. Each weekend, someone is getting married. Thankfully, I have been able to escape attending any of these ceremonies but the frequency of them means that they are hot on the lips of most people. People often ask you whether you have a boyfriend or simply assume that marriage is on the cards for you. By the way, you cannot just have a boyfriend for dating sake. The value of each relationship is calculated against the potentiality of it resulting in marriage.

A disgusting patriarchal culture that teaches men to treat women like a piece of meat

Each time I walk down the road even if I’m looking dishevelled, perhaps I’ve been to buy bread, or to take out the trash; men will not let me walk in peace. They will stop me to tell me that I look beautiful and they would like to get to know me better. This is really a sugar-coated way of saying, ‘you look like something I could have’, ‘want to have’, ‘in fact am entitled to have’. These type of pests don’t shake off easily. It can get really embarrassing someone tailing you in their car or even getting out of it to walk with you. My resolution, I go out armed with dark sunglasses and my headphones but I usually keep the music low so I can hear what’s going on around me. It does help me to see less evil and to pretend not to hear their untrained desperate asses.

Now, to the question of when its safe to come out

In the past few weeks I’ve told two men who tried to chat me up that I date women. One asked me why and before waiting for my explanation went on to lecture me on how it was “unAfrican”, against God’s teachings, and that I should only keep women around as friends and nothing more. If I could not do this, then I should date them in secret and not tell anyone about it. The other swiftly brushed it aside like it was nothing and went on to compliment me on my beautiful smile and general awesomeness. I obliged both men by listening and then politely saying I was not swayed by their advances. I also wondered how safe it was for me to be out to these people. You never know who might try to use this information against you.

Oh, bear in mind that they automatically hate you for being gay

To put it mildly, being gay is a no-no in Nigeria. Our rulers are currently trying to pass an anti same-sex bill that punishes you for being gay. Being gay is so offensive to Nigerians that perhaps it had blinded them of the implications that the clauses in the bill have to each individuals private life. This bill proposes to criminalize the public show of same-sex amorous relationship directly or indirectly. It plans to punish same-sex affection — yes, even a simple hug or kiss — with 10 years in prison. It also punishes you for promoting homosexual behavior directly or indirectly, physically, electronically or otherwise. So, I guess if we construed this literally I could be thrown in jail for writing this blog. You can read the rest of the monstrosity here.

I’m not trying to say that it’s impossible to be queer here. I think it’s just unnecessarily hard and requires a resilient attitude. As a person who is interested in knowing more about why things are the way they’ve come to be, I end up getting drawn into debates where I try to use logic to understand these queer unfriendly standpoints, and to also explain mine. Nine out of ten times, I’m successful in getting people to understand my view points but such a low conversion rate can get frustrating. So, on other days, I just say fuck it, life is too hard to deal with this extra bullshit. It’s tricky knowing when to adopt what attitude and being prepared to adjust to and deal with the next queer unfriendly thing that gets thrown your way.

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11 comments on “Manoeuvring Queer in Nigeria is Like Learning to Parallel Park

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  2. Hrh Elizabeth F Obisanya
    20/06/2013

    so that you know: God is Gay Friendly – so much so that he sent His Son Jesus to die for us. What did Jesus do? check out is mission statement in Hebrews 10v 9 ( go on open that bible gurl it will make you holla for joy! ) . The ban on homosexuality was under the Law of Moses ( Leviticus 18:22 etc) and Jesus abolished the Law of Moses with it the ban! ( true) Galatians 3v13 tells us that He paid the penalty (of death) for our breaking the Law , after which He then changed the system and established Grace! Well wouldn’t you ? who would wanna go through all that again?? So now instead of having 630 odd laws of the old testament ( it was more than the BIG 10 Commandments) there is only 1 : LOVE YOUR Neighbor AS YOUR SELF. without love one is nothing. True.
    Many Churches and Christians are legalistic Christians – they are under the Law of Moses and not under Grace which is a tragedy we are praying that God will cause them to see their error.

    Lizzie

    Queer Pastor..part of the Inclusive Church (UK)

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  4. Tosin
    19/01/2013

    Thanks for writing this. I wish you could try again and understand/enjoy Nigeria better next time. That said, you’re totally right about the points you mad – ppl insisting you wear girl’s clothes, praying “you will marry this year in Jesus’ name” and all that hilarity.

  5. jdl
    15/01/2013

    Great article. Just got back from accra and logos.still the same,marriage still a major issue.money runs the country and victimization easy . I have been through that,hence my exile form the two countries.fear is a major factor with Africans accepting what it is being gay. I am lucky the press did the work of trying to out me.so you know what you getting when you meet me. It is taxing as you never know if dishonest or honest people’s interest. It is possible to be gay in those countries, but taxing as well.

  6. Mpho Kubjane
    15/01/2013

    Firstly..I loooove the Black Nigerian Barbie-gorgeous!I happen to be acquainted with a couple of Nigerian guys in SA, we’ve often clashed about religion and the role of A woman in society-needless to say, the Nigerian view is alot more conservative to the point where I got the impression that women in Nigeria are expected to be nothing more than a housekeeper and a baby making machine the moment they are done with school (clearly a lesbian woman has no room here).It shocks them til this day to know that at the age of 23, not only do I not have a husband, I still live at home!Apparently it’s unheard of in Nigeria where, from the moment a woman graduates high school, she is either expected to get married or go away to study-the result of which, it is hoped, will end in marriage anyway…coupled with strong religious beliefs and their perspective on marriage-I’m not surprised that these guys refuse to believe that homosexuality exists in Nigeria, furthermore, that if it does it should be outlawed…clearly education is not enough-Africa has a long way to go indeed.Enlightening read.

  7. Cheikh Traore
    15/01/2013

    The remark about marriage is so true! Society is also heavily stratified by class and money. women are still considered by many as dependent on men, even when reality shows the contrary. I have relocated to Nigeria as a 45 year old gay man. I find myself making excuses for the ambient homophobia. But I am also shoked every day by the way money divides the society. lets talk about the way many of us queers still choose to live in Nigeria, even when we have the choice to leave. So as a gay man with a decent income, my power to exploit women and people on low income is immense! i can marry a woman, just by making a phone call to the village. I can entice so many handsome men to be in my entourage. We must admit that the sense of victimhood is there, and so is the risk of blackmail. But many queers also take advantage of these inequities, many will happily return to Nigeria to enjoy these privileges.

  8. Lloyd
    15/01/2013

    Hi, Lloyd here from Australia. Really enjoyed your article although I imagine how frustrating this must have been. I have been keeping an eye out for news stories of LGBT around the world, and am aware of how dangerous it is in Nigeria, so kudos to you for coming out to a couple of guys. I also loathe the religious hyprocrisy. Great blog post 🙂

  9. Jane
    14/01/2013

    You captured vividly what goes on in our dear nigeria.i happen to grow up in the north and its even worse out there.and in my very own state of residence in the north,the state governor is a well known gay.so what is it with this hypocratical backlashes about gays.

  10. Khanya
    14/01/2013

    Such a good read! I think essentially we’re all faced with the same challenges and questions, and even more so in Africa, or maybe our societies are more vocal about their conceptions/misconceptions about homosexuality. I dont know how much more awareness we need to raise to break these stereotypes, but I guess our only hope is ensuring that the next generation of Africans are more tolerant and accepting of our sexuality and lifestyle.

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